Not much has changed since the clock struck midnight (or whatever time it was given there was an extra second added to the clock in 2016); I’m still single with no dates on the horizon.
I did get a message New Year’s Eve from an OkCupid guy stating his interest smelling my feet.
That was a first*.
Since he was in Great Britain and the clock like six hours ahead, I can probably count that as shenanigans in the new year, right?
Onward to new adventures!
*Some might even call that a “first footer“.